Living the American Dream

Welcome to the land of the free, and the home of the brave; where freedom's sold by the bulk, with fries on the side to boot. The name's Alfred F. Jones-- want your complimentary coke, too?

Relationship status: Distracting himself with the PSP.
Magic anon status: None.
Timebomb Anon: RBP

(An independent RP account for America, from Hetalia. Please make sure to read the pages for further information. Thank you!)